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Television has raised writing
to a new low. |
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- Samuel Goldwyn |
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Television is simply
automated daydreaming. |
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- Lee Loevinger |
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Television is the triumph of
machine over people. |
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- Fred Allen |
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Television has a real
problem. They have no page two. |
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- Art Buchwald |
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Television is a medium
because anything well done is rare. |
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- Fred Allen |
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Television? The word is half
Greek, half Latin. No good can come of it. |
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- C. P. Scott |
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Television is something the
Russians invented to destroy American
education. |
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- Paul Erdos |
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Television has proved that
people will look at anything rather than
each other. |
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- Ann Landers |
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Television is the most
perfect democracy. You sit there with your
remote control and vote. |
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- Aaron Brown |
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Television enables you to be
entertained in your home by people you
wouldn't have in your home. |
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- David Frost |
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Imitation is the sincerest
form of television. |
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- Fred Allen |
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Books -- what they make a
movie out of for television. |
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- Leonard Levinson |
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If vaudeville had died,
television was the box they put it in. |
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- Larry Gelbart |
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Getting an award from TV is
like getting kissed by someone with bad
breath. |
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- Mason Williams |
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If it weren't for
electricity, we'd all be watching television
by candlelight. |
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- George Gobel |
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I hate television. I hate it
as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating
peanuts. |
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- Orson Welles |
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Anyone who likes golf on
television would enjoy watching the grass
grow on the greens. |
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- Andy Rooney |
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In Beverly Hills. . . they
don't throw their garbage away. They make it
into television shows. |
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- Woody Allen |
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If it weren't for Philo T.
Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd
still be eating frozen radio dinners. |
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- Johnny Carson |
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I find television very
educational. Every time someone switches it
on I go into another room and read a good
book. |
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- Groucho Marx |
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Every time you think
television has hit its lowest ebb, a new . .
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where you thought the ebb was. |
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